Raul Kemp
Reporter
In a recent press release, executives at BRAVO have announced that they will be pursuing a reality based show called "Reality Show." Press Correspondent Connie Sherman said that "the idea of a show where camera crews follow camera crews who are filming another show would double output, as well as continue to deliver the high quality programming we strive to provide."
"Nothing creates more drama than surly camera guys, 20 hour work days, and uptight producers," reported Sherman, who added, "This was just too good to pass up."
While the benefits of filming two shows at a time are obvious, producers were concerned with the possibilities of spilling too many of the "Reality Show" industry secrets such as staged segments and coerced confessionals.
"There are a lot of things we don't necessarily want the public to see, as far as behind the scenes goes. This could expose a lot of dirty tricks that most people don't know about. We might end up totally destroying the reality show genre," reported Director of Photography Mack Shane. "That could be interesting."
Concerns aside,this achievement marks the first time two separate shows have simultaneously been recorded. The Center For American Television Information Research Control concluded that studies proved no other programs had ever been produced in unison. According to the nerds at the CFATIRC, this is "a pretty fuckin' big deal."
"Reality Show" has been signed for its first 12 episodes and is set to premier in the fall rotation of 2013. However, Bravo suits are still believed to be searching for the other show, referred to as "the base". Insiders say the base may or may not include "a Hilton, a Kardashian, a Situation, a housewife, an auction, dancing, dating, drinking, a dozen kids, the police, a pawn shop, motorcycles, gay fashion designers, chefs, cakes, tow trucks, dog trainers, singers, fisherman, one great big awesome house, and/or Corey Feldman." The search evidently continues.
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