Beans Proven Not Musical Fruit

Raul Kemp
Reporter

In a recent study published by the National Institute of Natural Bodily Reactions, beans have been proven to not indeed be the "musical fruit". After extensive research, beans have now been labeled as the "musical legume."

"This misnomer has been around for years," informed Professor Malcom Bezwell. "We all know the rhyme, but really, beans are not a fruit at all. Actually, you could call grapes or strawberries the musical fruit. Those are actually fruits."

When reached for comment, Beans were said to be relieved to finally disprove the little saying. "All this time, we knew we weren't a fruit, but we went with it because it was such great advertising. Now that it's out in the open, we can go on with our lives. I guess we should change the saying to beans, beans, the musical legume. The more you eat, the more you fume."

In addition to disproving the longstanding beans rumor, the NIONBR is looking into the falsehoods including pants catching on fire due to lying, and nana nana boo boo causing one to stick one's head in doo doo.