Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Man Marries Pretty Cool Girl




Raul Kemp
Reporter

Ashley Perkins was one lucky lady when she met Chance Bradley at late one night at an IHOP after a Widespread Panic concert in 2010. "He was nice and he bought me a couple milkshakes and we smoked a joint in his car," she says. "We saw each other around town after that, and quickly became friends. We were "attached at the hip". That was our little thing. Then, at his 22nd birthday party, we banged."

After just a few short months, the young couple was deep in love. Ashley moved in with her new beau, and Chance had feelings he had reportedly "never felt before." It was no surprise when only having been together for a year, the starry eyed lovers were engaged.

"I knew she was the one for me," Chance gushed. "She likes all the same Bugs Bunny episodes as I do, and she can totally drink more Jager than anyone else I know. It's like we're always finishing each others' sandwiches. Plus, look at THOSE!"

The unemployed amorous twosome was married in a sunset service on Orange County Beach in South Alabama in front of 40 friends, family members, and dogs. "It was the best day of my life, a beautiful dream come true," declared Mary. "We are so in love, it just feels right. It's almost like we're already an old married couple, except we never fight. Never."

The whimsical newlyweds were said to have enjoyed an impassioned honeymoon at the Four Winds Resort across the street from the beach. And now that they have been married for only a few brief months, the dreamy tandem feels "almost like we're closer than before," as Ty lovingly grinned. "She's cool. I don't think I could ever do any better. Yeah, she's a pretty hot chick."

At press time, there was rumored to be a surprise baby addition on it's way to the enchanted young family. The pair is reported to be "stoked."

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